January 2012
52 posts
toska-x asked: It's from One Tree Hill.
Anonymous asked: best advice to get your stomach to shut up and stop rumbling?
40201) If I could quit without gaining weight then...
GPOY.
do you guys ever get friendship crushes on people
inkedimagination:
like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER…
New hair!
Excuse the retarded expression on my face. I love love love love love it! $200 well spent, in my opinion. :D
Some people don't understand the concept of...
Seriously.
Craving sweet things?
agentasshole:
resounding:
Get some ice and, using a blender or ice crusher, crush it. Add 2-3 packets of sweetener, then mix. Eat with a spoon!
And there you have it, a 0-cal sweet, cold treat. :)
THIS JUST SOUNDS REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING.
DO NOT DO THIS.
THAT IS CALLED A CANCER POP.
No, this is called a tastes-fucking-amazing pop.
Besides, Cancer is already in my family, why deny...
Craving sweet things?
Get some ice and, using a blender or ice crusher, crush it. Add 2-3 packets of sweetener, then mix. Eat with a spoon!
And there you have it, a 0-cal sweet, cold treat. :)
FUCKIN YEAH TYPICAL AUSSIE!: A typical... →
typicalaussie:
- wake up at 8am
- have a beer whilst waiting for mates to arrive
- have a quick shower and get dressed in your best boardies from city beach, raben slip on shoes, Australian flag singlet and straw hat. don’t forget the latest dirty dog sunnies
- crew of mates have all arrived. pre’s at mine
-…
Sounds about right.
39946) My top half looks anorexic. My bottom half...
Me stubbing my toe around my parents: Good golly that was not a good thing to feel
Me stubbing my toe around my friends: Fuck shit cunt mother fucker burn in hell you stupid fucking goddamn ass hole twat fuckity whore fuck
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
itstimetoweighinbitch:
is it even possible to get that amount of notes?
Holy shit. The notes. I love humanity sometimes.
HOLY FUCK THE NOTES.
oh wow those notes! Let’s get to 190!
wow, definitely worth the number of notes, but wow
Officially going to Big Day Out by myself.
I am not going to miss My Chemical Romance. Not again.
39860) I don't want to recover, I want to be in...
105 is the perfect weight.
jamballdonut asked: Yeah, most people from work suck, haha. If I'm not busy on the day you plan to have it, then sure! I'd love to come! n____n
Follow-up to the last post:
My boyfriend is currently in hospital being poked with needles waiting for surgery. Oh sweet lord jesus I’m so worried. DDDDDDDDD:
My boyfriend just told by his doctor he may have...
Now is where I start to freak the hell out and worry. Oh no oh no oh no. D:
Ugh why can't I be 18 already so I can volunteer...
Not fair.
Sometimes I wish I had someone I could talk to.
Someone that’s going through the exact thing I am, who I could call at any minute of the day just to talk. Or to talk me out of doing silly things like I want to. This is so difficult.
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"Don't worry about that, that's just your orgasm...
Melbourne Comedy Festival, oh how I wish you came more than once a year.
You didn't even get him a memorial.
He died because he thought nobody cared, yet still he didn’t even get a fucking memorial. What the actual fuck?
I can’t even describe how I feel. I’m just numb. So, so numb.
I'm currently trying to plan my 18th...
I just realised how many people I’m friends with on Facebook that I actually don’t like enough to spend time with them. My guest list is up to 28, 8 of which are family, and 3 of which are work friends (only McDonalds, everyone from Pizza Hut is a snob).
BUT, there won’t be any fights between people on the list, I’ve made sure of that. I’ve put everyone into groups...
Let's see how many marks we can get. Where are you...
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38995) Why can't I just believe the people that...
I am 400ml away from having drunk (drank?) 3...
Feels good man.
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jamballdonut replied to your post: Okay, so usually I don’t bitch on people’s suicide…
TRUTH. If you were going to kill yourself you wouldn’t post it on the internet, you would spend months planning it, in the most quiet, least-noticeable way possible, not just ‘oh lol im 14 gon go kill mahself! txt it lol!11!’ Fucking people.
I feel like a bit of a bitch raggin’ on people’s...
Okay, so usually I don’t bitch on people’s suicide attempts or whatever, but this one really pissed me off. A girl posted a picture of herself on her tumblr with this:
“I’m 14 years old, I have lived a hard life but I’ve tried not to let it over run me , today is the day I’ve made my mind up, I just cannot take it anymore … If you knew me, I have always been happy and...
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Ugh none of my clothes fit me anymore.
And I can officially only buy bras from Bras N Things and other expensive shops because most other places (aka Target & Kmart) start at 10, not 8. Screw this.
Things to look forward to:
7/1/12 - Alex’s housewarming partyyyyy! 14/1/12 - Mel’s 18th. 18/1/12 - Uni offers are released. Fingers crossed everyone. 1/2/12 - 18 months with my wonderful boyfriend. <3333 14/2/12 - Valentines day. 25/2/12 - Nick’s birthday. I have wonderful things planned. :D 28/2/12 - Dentist appointment. I love the dentist, unlike the rest of the world.
Also somewhere in there I get...
Hi Kids, do you like violence?: I want to go back... →
goodbyesugargirl:
resounding:
I’ve always been terrible at keeping in contact with people so having finished school has basically severed any ties I did have with the world outside work and my boyfriend and I hate it. I miss everyone so much, especially E & B. They’re two of the funniest people I have ever met with the best…
you are beautiful and i will always support you and remember...
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neyruto:
i like when people support homosexuality fully but when it comes to bisexuality or pansexualitY NO IT DOESNT EXIST THEYRE SLUTS THEY JUST WANT TO DINGLE THEIR DANGLE WITH ANY FANGLE THAT JANGLES!!!
‘Dingle their dangle with any fangle that jangles’ This is the greatest, funniest statement ever made. I am crying.
(Also I agree entirely, but FANGLES THAT JANGLE)
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with ____ or without ______ on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
Yay, government money!
There’s this woman here with what I think is one of those alcohol sensors on her ankle. She’s also overweight and wearing clothes that are clearly too small for her.
Keepin’ it classy, Adelaide.
December 2011
91 posts
5 tags
17 months down, but I swear we're closer than...
This has reinforced my viewpoint that you need to be with a person for multiple years before deciding to marry them or have a child with them. In the past two or three months, we have opened up to each other and are more honest with each other than ever (especially me). Now I believe I can honestly say we know every single detail and are 100% comfortable with each other and, to be completely...
Ugh I want fruit! Why do we have a seemingly...
WHYYYYYYYYYYY?
