Hi Kids, do you like violence?

Craving sweet things?

agentasshole:

resounding:

Get some ice and, using a blender or ice crusher, crush it.
Add 2-3 packets of sweetener, then mix. Eat with a spoon!

And there you have it, a 0-cal sweet, cold treat. :)

THIS JUST SOUNDS REALLY FUCKING DISGUSTING.

DO NOT DO THIS. 

THAT IS CALLED A CANCER POP.

No, this is called a tastes-fucking-amazing pop.

Besides, Cancer is already in my family, why deny the inevitable?